Back from the slumber , damn, took 12 long years since then!

29th July 2010...

precisely 12 years back from today....

the last rocket had left for the moon 🚀

due to technical difficulties , deliberate overriding of slumber mode and space continuum misplacements,  the rocket could not reach earth's nearest satellite. But keeping the tradition alive and giving more power to the famous idiom 'Better Late than Never',  the rocket has finally made the magnanimous decision of its life!

The decision to break the inertia of doing periodic elliptical hallucinations around its orbit to hitting the surface of the moon with the fuel sponsored by web 3.0. During the last 6 months, the rocket has been trying hard to perform this feat.

Wait ....what??! 

Web 3.0 , what the f is that, and how the hell can it become rocket fuel?

With joint effort from the three famous astronauts (Tatz, Roy and Bantu), ladies and gentleman, here comes the grand reopening of the billion dollar hallucination blog where we research more about the origin of hallucinations and its linkage to web 3.0 sphere. (along with the rocket fuel dynamics theory!!) 

We apologise to our dear subscribers (2 in number as we speak), for not being able to update this space for last 12 years. Going ahead hereby I promise to compensate our subscribers with $$$, whenever we delay on posts - yes and promises are meant to be hallowed!

nevermind...lets focus on the positives 👍

While the blog was named as billion dollar hallucinations without thinking about materialistic ROI, but as you know fate loves irony, as a result of which a part of that big dream has been successfully reclaimed - 

Do you wish to know how ?

Thanks for saying a yes to that question, because if you had asked Why, the answer would have been 'Why not!, Do you really think we named this blog without any reason! 😎'

Ok, coming back...

Waking up from slumber at least 6 months back from now, Roy and Tatz decided to blow off the hallucination thats behind the economics of money.

No, we did not loot a bank, or plan a heist!

Instead we watched Money Heist in Netflix and the hallucination began to connect the dots again.

The ending scene in the series had unknowingly shaken the belief system in us. Indeed, in the royal mint of Spain, money is backed by gold, which is something we have never seen. 

It's just a mere belief or a promise which we have been forced fed into. In reality, there is no value behind the currency being printed. So, literally you could keep printing the shit out of money and shoot up the inflation and prices. 

Nice! But how the hell does it correspond to us. We are not going to Spain to replace those gold bars again, and even if we do, we will get the artificial ones, so no point in making that big travel anyway!! (but the beaches are good yeh, watch out the typo guys! :D )

So...

What the hell on earth did we do..

That we decided to start blogging here again.

Well, nothing special

We opened a portal.

Ripped open the barebones of a very widely used terminology named as Smart Contracts

And created a real time hallucinated Web 3.0 dApp protocol, that bagged the first prize in a global hackathon. (no we are not technical nerds writing codes all day)

Do you wish to know more? Keep watching out this blog for more updates

Ok , you might ask why the hell would I need to read your blog.

Well, nobody is forcing you to... :D 

but just in case if you do, you stand a chance to win $$$$$$ and be a part of our Web 3.0 startup from India, that promises to be cool, come what may !

Enough of the rants, its time to go back to the rocket guys! 

Until next one....

Ciao!

Biggest Hallucination | 3 Perverts Broken :(

This is me again, back after a long time... As many of you guys know, me any one of my best buddy Roy, co-creator of this blog, has launched an unique blog on reverse phone trace. We have also made comparatively very good success and the website at the present time ranks 5th for "reverse look phone" and 10th for "reverse phone trace" in just 19 days. We were really going good.

My another best buddy, Bantu, who is also a co-creator of this blog, will be leaving soon for Pune is the search of success and career. I got placed in TCS and Roy is placed in Accenture. We were expecting joining at the same time, so that we could leave the native place together.

Yesterday night, i got call from Roy, that he has got joining and will be leaving for Chennai, by 4th, the same day when Bantu will be leaving for Pune. So at last, I will be left out as I have no idea when we are supposed to get the joining. I was recalling the last six months of my college days and tears started flowing out slowly. Those were the days when I enjoyed what students say as THE COLLEGE DAYS.. These moments will stay alive, till I breathe and will always wish to get those moments back. I also know that after a couple of days, perhaps I would never be able to see my friends again, unless fate permits.

But I must say you are the best discovery of mine and I am proud to have buddies like you... Miss you lot... Hope to meet someday with you again and replenish the days when we smiled together and enjoyed the days..

Its because of you Roy, that I can enjoy with you and buy a Bike of my own, without worrying about money, as I was the same guy, who 2-3 years back, used to save every Rs.5/- from his lunch. THANKS A LOT BRO...WISH TO SEE YOU GUYS AGAIN...

ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR CAREER.... :)

Understood or will I repeat all over again

Can you imagine teacher after writing so much shit in the board in front of you asking you this question? Well I don't know about you guys but imaginations are getting blocked and I have reached the hallu mode which lies partially in the real space-time continuum and partial in its corresponding parallel universe.

Do you know that the actual universal universe is the shape of a sand-glass. The upper part of the sand glass is our real time space time continuum and the lower one is its equivalent parallel universe. The midpoint is what is known as black holes. It was predicted by John. W. Wheeler that all objects in the parallel universe is exactly opposite replication of everything in our domain. So that literally means like now after reading this post I am giving you hallucinations, in the parallel universe you guys are giving me early morning hallucinations and I perhaps could say there is "Cool guys... please go on" as noway I am going to say that here...

So perhaps by now you definitely must have reached the Halluland... To continue, keep checking this site for more recent updates and get hallucinated... See ya next time :)

The guys behind the blog - In- Frame Hallucination

Not every time in life do you come across hallucinators captured in frame. Enjoy the ecstasy today! (Roy - Tatz - Bantu in order)

A Day in College : Witnessing Hallucinations

Before I start I am gonna make one thing clear. This post isnt about the nostalgia you feel whenever you hear the word 'college life'. Instead its about the fact how hallucination hits you top middle center right from 10 am.

The alarm has snoozed for more than 10 times in a row. Its 9.45, and god damn things are just to start. The delay factor is slowly rising so what do I do?

A drowsy walk down the stairs, a even more drowsy face wash leads me to the newspaper. No way am I gonna read it because there isn't that much concentration left in the bones. The diary is still glancing and by the time I am on my bike its already 9.55. What do I feel at that moment? I know I would cover the distance of 14 km in a matter of 5 minutes. Thats the pickup of hallucination, reason because I feel the same way 20 days a month and not a single day have i landed in the premises before 10.15 am.

The first period is on the go and in real life you dont face similar circumstances like the mentos advertisement. The repeated encounter with the teacher marks the first hallucination. Why are you late ? Sir! the bike had a bad puncture and the traffic was like crazy. By this time the teacher is aware of the hallucination I had been offering for more than 1 year now so he refuses to accept it! What do I do?
I give a damn and enter the class.

Attending the lectures is like digesting hallucinations every now and then. Here are some examples of the hallu's that strike during the 50 minutes session:

1. What if i cut loose the ceiling fan above the position where the teacher is standing?
2. What if I could take out the rocket launcher and one clean shot into the head of the mofo.....vussssssssssssssssssh
3. Picturing this! Kareena enjoying the million dollar orgasm in the fucken 69 pose with whom?..none other than our very own bantu(hallucinator, co-creator of our blog)
4. And of course witnessing Soumyajit deliver his 'anntel' talks and relentless approach to buttering the teachers-thats a real time hallu.

By the time the 50 mins has crossed the thing I have inherited is resistance. Resistance to withstand yet another period and my only weapon of choice being HALLUCINATIONS. They say "Jodi tor daak sune keu na aase tobe hallucination nio cholo re" - thats a principle well learnt during my college phase.

Welcome aboard to the Halluland express

If I ask you to describe your college life in just a single word. What would be your answer? Thinking?? !! Well lemme give you a simple answer.. It is HALLUCINATIONS :)

I bet almost all of you, except the ones who really give these hallucinations, will agree to this answer. In our college life from early morning when we get up to dead late midnight when we finally have to dozzzz.... off, every moment we get some or the other forms of hallucinations.

Like in the morning we get up in the morning to go to college, thats perhaps the biggest hallucinations of all. Then in the class, lecturer goes on bluffing and what actually reaches us is blah...blah...blah... :) Also there are some other guys among us who enhance this process, and you can generally find them near the front seat of the class. Then everything, whatever we do is some or the other form of hallucinations. Think on it as I cannot write everything here dude..!!..

So here we are going to tell you guys some rules which not to follow if you wanna reach the land of real hallucinations which we call the halluland, safely absolutely for FREE !!!!!! :)

Rule #1 Avoid Hallujit

Hallujit is a guy in our class (the name is disguised with great love, ha ha one more hallucination here) who generally prefer doing lots of classes and sits generally in the front benches... just by merely watching him and his ha ha actions, you can instantly reach the land of hallucinations without even bothering packing your luggage... He has great capability in doing that... So do not avoid Soumyajit or you are really going to miss the fastest way to get to halluland, the ultimate destination of College Days :)