Understood or will I repeat all over again

Can you imagine teacher after writing so much shit in the board in front of you asking you this question? Well I don't know about you guys but imaginations are getting blocked and I have reached the hallu mode which lies partially in the real space-time continuum and partial in its corresponding parallel universe.

Do you know that the actual universal universe is the shape of a sand-glass. The upper part of the sand glass is our real time space time continuum and the lower one is its equivalent parallel universe. The midpoint is what is known as black holes. It was predicted by John. W. Wheeler that all objects in the parallel universe is exactly opposite replication of everything in our domain. So that literally means like now after reading this post I am giving you hallucinations, in the parallel universe you guys are giving me early morning hallucinations and I perhaps could say there is "Cool guys... please go on" as noway I am going to say that here...

So perhaps by now you definitely must have reached the Halluland... To continue, keep checking this site for more recent updates and get hallucinated... See ya next time :)

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A Day in College : Witnessing Hallucinations

Before I start I am gonna make one thing clear. This post isnt about the nostalgia you feel whenever you hear the word 'college life'. Instead its about the fact how hallucination hits you top middle center right from 10 am.

The alarm has snoozed for more than 10 times in a row. Its 9.45, and god damn things are just to start. The delay factor is slowly rising so what do I do?

A drowsy walk down the stairs, a even more drowsy face wash leads me to the newspaper. No way am I gonna read it because there isn't that much concentration left in the bones. The diary is still glancing and by the time I am on my bike its already 9.55. What do I feel at that moment? I know I would cover the distance of 14 km in a matter of 5 minutes. Thats the pickup of hallucination, reason because I feel the same way 20 days a month and not a single day have i landed in the premises before 10.15 am.

The first period is on the go and in real life you dont face similar circumstances like the mentos advertisement. The repeated encounter with the teacher marks the first hallucination. Why are you late ? Sir! the bike had a bad puncture and the traffic was like crazy. By this time the teacher is aware of the hallucination I had been offering for more than 1 year now so he refuses to accept it! What do I do?
I give a damn and enter the class.

Attending the lectures is like digesting hallucinations every now and then. Here are some examples of the hallu's that strike during the 50 minutes session:

1. What if i cut loose the ceiling fan above the position where the teacher is standing?
2. What if I could take out the rocket launcher and one clean shot into the head of the mofo.....vussssssssssssssssssh
3. Picturing this! Kareena enjoying the million dollar orgasm in the fucken 69 pose with whom?..none other than our very own bantu(hallucinator, co-creator of our blog)
4. And of course witnessing Soumyajit deliver his 'anntel' talks and relentless approach to buttering the teachers-thats a real time hallu.

By the time the 50 mins has crossed the thing I have inherited is resistance. Resistance to withstand yet another period and my only weapon of choice being HALLUCINATIONS. They say "Jodi tor daak sune keu na aase tobe hallucination nio cholo re" - thats a principle well learnt during my college phase.

Welcome aboard to the Halluland express

If I ask you to describe your college life in just a single word. What would be your answer? Thinking?? !! Well lemme give you a simple answer.. It is HALLUCINATIONS :)

I bet almost all of you, except the ones who really give these hallucinations, will agree to this answer. In our college life from early morning when we get up to dead late midnight when we finally have to dozzzz.... off, every moment we get some or the other forms of hallucinations.

Like in the morning we get up in the morning to go to college, thats perhaps the biggest hallucinations of all. Then in the class, lecturer goes on bluffing and what actually reaches us is blah...blah...blah... :) Also there are some other guys among us who enhance this process, and you can generally find them near the front seat of the class. Then everything, whatever we do is some or the other form of hallucinations. Think on it as I cannot write everything here dude..!!..

So here we are going to tell you guys some rules which not to follow if you wanna reach the land of real hallucinations which we call the halluland, safely absolutely for FREE !!!!!! :)

Rule #1 Avoid Hallujit

Hallujit is a guy in our class (the name is disguised with great love, ha ha one more hallucination here) who generally prefer doing lots of classes and sits generally in the front benches... just by merely watching him and his ha ha actions, you can instantly reach the land of hallucinations without even bothering packing your luggage... He has great capability in doing that... So do not avoid Soumyajit or you are really going to miss the fastest way to get to halluland, the ultimate destination of College Days :)